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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Nov 10, 2003 12:29:00 GMT -5
Now, I post the first part and all of you continue posting the rest, You must not Double Post.
It all started one day with a man called George, he was very short and often went to the movies. One day when he was walking down the street something horrible happenned...
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Nov 11, 2003 12:06:57 GMT -5
It was a windy day and the wind made george's wig fall. The problem was that at the same moment, a beautiful woman passed by...
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Nov 11, 2003 12:10:17 GMT -5
But her wig got blown off too...
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Nov 14, 2003 11:08:08 GMT -5
George Realized that they were made to live with each other. But georges was very myopic (how do you say it?). Because of that he did not saw that the Beautiful woman was an ungly man...
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Nov 15, 2003 15:07:40 GMT -5
In other words the other Man came from the country of Ungly and he was a specialized Hog Hunter. So when George approached the Ungly Man...
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Nov 21, 2003 23:02:26 GMT -5
(okay i meant ugly but it doesn't matter)
...The ungly man looked at him, and told him : " Polikarta? Vroubidoo Gratikog Grett! Chlak tak!" Bob didn't understand a word. The man was talking in ungly
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Nov 22, 2003 19:22:36 GMT -5
(I know that you meant ugly, its just that I wanted to make your post make sense...)
The Ungly man meant: Who are you? George was getting freaked out by the other man's babbling...
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Nov 24, 2003 20:19:22 GMT -5
George decided to say something weird, like the ungly man : " Chloubi dou troto poyk!"
It meant : " I'm a Hog"
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Nov 25, 2003 8:30:49 GMT -5
The Ungly man started laughing his head off. George didn't understand and decided to slowly get away... The Ungly man noticed how nervous george was.
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Dec 25, 2003 11:52:42 GMT -5
In the Country of Ungly, to be Nervous is very impolite, and when you're impolite, the Ungly mans cut all of the hairs on your body with a long knife and give the hair to their god Grotobikilopogitardowissertik They Burn it in a great Fire, and dance around it and sing : « Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik, Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik,Groto- Biki- Lopo- Gitar-dowis-sertik!» All Night long!!!!!! So, the Ungly man took his holy knife and ran after Georges. He knew that it wouldn't be easy, because geoges was very very hairy! Georges was very sad : " Why this beautiful lady want to kill me?? I'm not lucky with women" He tought. " She is as beautiful as the tall black woman in the movie I just seen " He had just seen a great movie called Alien. In this movie, he saw a beautiful tall black woman. The only problem was that the dogs in the bowling ball were afraid of the woman. ( You understand that the dogs are humans, the bowling ball is a space shuttle and the lady is an alien , but Georges can't see, because he's myopic!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- This is an ungly Holy knife
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Dec 25, 2003 13:41:28 GMT -5
A couple of minutes later and George hasn't got any hair left.
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Dec 25, 2003 20:20:15 GMT -5
Any hair, means any hair on his body, because, if you remember, georges had a wig! WIG! Anyway Then, the Ungly man started to search for a place to make a fire. He found a little spot in a ... Gas station! GAS STATION!!!!!!! But before he lighted the fire...
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Post by The Great Lord Mick on Dec 30, 2003 16:28:38 GMT -5
George lit his lighter.
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Post by Chadi the Dwarf on Dec 31, 2003 0:59:04 GMT -5
lit?
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Post by Rolken on Jan 3, 2004 12:15:57 GMT -5
LIT! Egad!
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